Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Someone shattered a urinal.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
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You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
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I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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