i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
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You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
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while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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