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dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!

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doesn't he have a girlfriend???

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yeah...who do you think woke us up...

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(504): dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed! (985): doesn't he have a girlfriend??? (504): yeah...who do you think woke us up... http://tfl.nu/43kf

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As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!

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(805): As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!! http://tfl.nu/4n3e

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I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.

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(970): I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach. http://tfl.nu/dziv

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(518): View more from New York

i just had sex bonerless

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(518): i just had sex bonerless http://tfl.nu/7rsn

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(317): View more from Indiana

I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.

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(317): I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap. http://tfl.nu/sbkp

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(802): View more from Vermont

You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?

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The one in Montpelier?

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yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.

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(802): You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns? (1-802): The one in Montpelier? (802): yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed. http://tfl.nu/hzcv

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(703): View more from Virginia

He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.

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(703): He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party. http://tfl.nu/xsn8

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just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.

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(614): just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good. http://tfl.nu/28dw

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(269): View more from Michigan

Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.

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(269): Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option. http://tfl.nu/dknj

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Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.

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(713): Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming. http://tfl.nu/lyy1

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Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.

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(734): Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable. http://tfl.nu/e8ez

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About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.

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(540): About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience. http://tfl.nu/yfor

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I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas

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(559): I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas http://tfl.nu/6rrb

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I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."

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(512): I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy." http://tfl.nu/udmr

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The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.

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(317): The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often. http://tfl.nu/fdr3

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