my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
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I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
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Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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