scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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