We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
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Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
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Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
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