remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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