Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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