Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
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why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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