Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
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The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
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Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
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