bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
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I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
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Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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