She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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