What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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