Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
She just used a chaser for red wine.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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