I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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