If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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