will power is for people who don't want to get laid
this just has baby written all over it
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
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don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
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He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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