You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
The air was thick with penises
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
