Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
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You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
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I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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