i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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