ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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