Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
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Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
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So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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