I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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