Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
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At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
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Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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