awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
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