so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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