do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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