Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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