I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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