do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
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