She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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