his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
This is classic penis vs brain.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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