did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
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i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
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How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
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