We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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