Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
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I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
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Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Who died my cat blue again?
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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