Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
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protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
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New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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