and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
it's great music for shaving your balls
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
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Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
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It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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