Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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