Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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