That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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