dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
i need some magic done to my vagina
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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