Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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