All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
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watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
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Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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