ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
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not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
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what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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