its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
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Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
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I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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