Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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