So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
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He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
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I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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