Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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