Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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