I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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