Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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