Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
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Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
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I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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