I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
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I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
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i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Randomize